Baseball is the greatest sport of all time. If you say football, I will fight you. (And you’ll probably win because you played football). Hey—OUCH!—my fingers don’t bend like that! Fine, football is better! This is not off to a good start. Goddamn football players. Anyway, baseball is one of the greatest sports of all time. Some … Continue reading The aborted pursuit of Little League glory
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The Devastating Effects of a Poorly Executed Cannonball
Summertime is my favorite time of year for a million reasons. First of all, I hate winter. So any day I get to spend dripping with sweat instead of driving through snow is a good one in my book. Secondly, what’s not to like? There’s baseball, cookouts, fireworks, backyard games, shorts and sandals, beaches, bikinis, … Continue reading The Devastating Effects of a Poorly Executed Cannonball
The Epic Fail of One Mister Ding-a-Ling
Mr. Ding-A-Ling has always been there for me. Not the Ding-A-Ling Chuck Berry sang about (that’s a completely different subject)— I’m talking about Mr. Ding-A-Ling, the ice cream truck guy. No matter what mood I’m in, what’s happening in my life, or how far behind I am on my bills, Mr. Ding-A-Ling always makes things … Continue reading The Epic Fail of One Mister Ding-a-Ling
Edwin J. Norton 